Friday, December 19, 2008

I got your goat, goat



I chased these two goats with my blowgun. I only got one of them, but I came back later for the other one.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Now I can pet you all I want



This alley cat wouldn't let me pet her, but a little poison solved that problem. Now I can pet her all I want.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

This baby sloth deserves poison, so I gave him some



He got into my Sharp cardboard box while I was unplugging my monitor, and then I couldn't put my monitor in the box. Get out of there sloth! Oh, you're moving in? I poison you.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I poisoned this old lady



This old lady wouldn't stop yakking in her made up language, so I poisoned her. I sprayed a little poison on her ankles when I walked by in my janitor costume.

I helped clean up the beach


Turns out this baby seal wasn't covered in oil after all. Too bad I poisoned it before I figured that out.