I got your goat, goat

I chased these two goats with my blowgun. I only got one of them, but I came back later for the other one.

Now I can pet you all I want

This alley cat wouldn't let me pet her, but a little poison solved that problem. Now I can pet her all I want.

This baby sloth deserves poison, so I gave him some

He got into my Sharp cardboard box while I was unplugging my monitor, and then I couldn't put my monitor in the box. Get out of there sloth! Oh, you're moving in? I poison you.

I poisoned this old lady

This old lady wouldn't stop yakking in her made up language, so I poisoned her. I sprayed a little poison on her ankles when I walked by in my janitor costume.

I helped clean up the beach

Turns out this baby seal wasn't covered in oil after all. Too bad I poisoned it before I figured that out.

Goodbye baby cat!

Now we're talking! I snuck a little poison in this cat's saucer. Who's laughing now?

This puppy was poisoned. By me.

If there's one thing the web needs less of, it's puppies. Also kittens, but this is a puppy. I poisoned it.

I poisoned this dumb bear

That's right. I got to this bear before he could grow up and come after me. It's called mother nature, baby bear! And poison.

This baby cat was so small it practically poisoned itself

Who's cute now? Not Sir Dead Kitty Kittington!

One ticket to poisonville please

This lady wouldn't let me have the seat next to her. Lesson learned.